A Wild Jungle Full Of Scary Gibberish
Adriana Figueroa - Amon (Beauty and the Beast/LOK Parody)
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bill-rinaldi:

tinysaurus:

I don’t even have an excuse for this one other than it needed to be done… their names RHYME, okay?! It was destiny! Gaston is clearly one of the best Disney villains ever. And you know Amon secretly checks himself out and makes his Equalist cronies sing about him. It’s basically canon. Enjoy! :)

No one creeps like Amon
Haunts your sleep like Amon
Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like Amon

For there’s no Equalist half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any non-bender handy
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on

No one’s fast as Amon
Wears a mask like Amon
Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s ass like Amon

And his speeches are really intimidating
My what a guy, that Amon!

Give five “flameo”s
Give twelve “yip-yip”s
Amon is the best and the rest is all drips

No one plots like Amon
Calls the shots like Amon
No one hides out and never gets caught like Amon

So you benders don’t even think of escaping
My what a guy, Amon!

(Download link here in case anyone wants it, and all that jazz!)

This was very well done and very clever! Good Show!

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