just shine a light on me: Hello friends!
So, cutting to the chase: I’m poor as hell. I can barely afford food; I just lost my job but am unable to collect unemployment; I have no income; my family can’t ease my way; and I have to pay rent at the beginning of next month, which will suck my finances completely dry.
In an effort to not become a homeless manchild, I’m offering commissions.
I’ll do a bunch of $2 sketch commissions for people, if that’s what I need to do. I’ll do $30 digital vector portraits if people want. I’ll do $15 flat color illustrations. I don’t care. Name your price and I’ll draw your thing. Just please help.
And if you can’t purchase a commission then at least reblog this. I’m in serious trouble and I’m really stressed out about the whole situation. Examples of my work can be found here.
Guys, it’s been 10 minutes and this has 3 notes. I have more than 1200 followers. If you each take one second to reblog this or request a sketch commission, that’s $2400.
PLEASE. HELP. I am seriously in a pit and I don’t know what else to do right now.
If you can reblog a funny text post about “penus” from me, you can reblog this to help me not become a homeless post-adolescent panhandler.
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
So, I absolutely love that more and more people are standing up for Kristen Stewart. I have loved her the whole time so I’m glad I don’t have to stand alone.
But the bashing of Twilight? Seriously??? I have read the books, I have watched the movies, and I have liked them both. Yes, I do associate with Bella. No, I’m not a 14 year old(and I wasn’t when I first read the books).
If you actually WATCHED the movie, and payed attention to Kristen, you would see, that although her emotions are often subtle, THEY ARE THERE. Her face is not jut blank all the time.
And as for the character and the books, The are not that bad. Are they literary masterpieces, no, I would never say that. Let’s be real, most things are not masterpieces. But are they deserving of this shitstorm? HELL NO.
I respect that you may not like the books/movies, but you can you please give me/fans the same courtesy?
Also, I seriously doubt the actors HATE the books/movies as much as every hater praises that they do. If they hated them so much, they would have gotten out of the next four movies.
But all the love for Kristen Stewart!!!
Moar baby photos of Elizabeth Daisy!
So sadly Jenny did not win the photo contest on Parents Weekly, BUT you guys all rocked so hard voting for her that she won second place and was elevated to the next week’s voting. It will still get her a bit of prize money which Jenny could really use right now to help support herself and her kids.
Seriously, it takes just a few seconds to help out a mom!
I’ll gladly vote for a mom in need and her lovely child.
Good luck Elizabeth and Jenny!
LAST DAY TO VOTE. Help Liz kick ass and stay in first place. Remember, the prize money is helping Jenny with her two kids!
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Miley.
Disney Channel****** (I don’t think even Disney actually claims Disney Channel anymore. It’s like the kid who lives under the stairs and is calmly ignored.)
So Disney Channel is Harry Potter?
Cause you’re over in CA like me, not in Washington DC.xPWHY COULDN’T I HAVE SEEEEEN THIS?
Needless to say she was very happy.
Chris even waved in her direction to her and her friends.
Moar baby photos of Elizabeth Daisy!
So sadly Jenny did not win the photo contest on Parents Weekly, BUT you guys all rocked so hard voting for her that she won second place and was elevated to the next week’s voting. It will still get her a bit of prize money which Jenny could really use right now to help support herself and her kids.
Seriously, it takes just a few seconds to help out a mom!
A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”
Hey guys, do me a big favor! See this little cutie? This is my best buddy Jenny’s daughter, Lizzie. Y’all know Jenny, she’s my partner in crime and co-author for WCMI.
So she entered her picture in this contest of cute baby photos and we would really appreciate votes for Lizzie! The unfortunate news is that Jenny may soon be a single mother due to an emotionally abusive relationship. =( The grand prize for this contest is a huge chunk of money, which would really REALLY help her out in supporting her two children while she gets back on her feet.
Please vote for Lizzie! It’s completely free and all you gotta do is enter the code on the ad. Also please reblog this so we can get more votes! Jenny is an awesome mother you guys and this would really help out her and her kids!
This is my goddaughter!! Help her win!
You guys should do this because it takes like 2 seconds. Also she is in second place right now so. :D
SHE’S IN SECOND PLACE. Please please keep up the voting and reblogging!! =D
go vote tumblr!
LAST DAY TO VOTE! (so last day I’ll be bugging everyone with this) And here’s the awesome part guys, anyone who voted before can vote AGAIN. Help Jenny out, pleeaaaase.
